#include "annoying_stuff"

void BuyNeverwinterNights(object oMu) {

if ((GetAnnouncement(), "NWNIsReleased") == TRUE) {

DriveToLocation(oMu, "BestBuy")’
float Cash = (GetMoney(oMu));
if (Cash >= 59.99) {

BuyTheGame(oMu, 1);
}

BuyUnrelatedHintBook(GetWife(oMu));
}

}

void SuckerKynnIntoScripting(object oMu, object oKynn) {

if (KynnIsBored == 1 && KynnIsGullible == 1) {

SuckerKynnIntoBuyingItToo(oMu, oKynn, 1);
HookKynnWithPvP(oMu, oKynn);
while(GetLocalInt(oKynn, "KynnIsUnderMusControl") == 0) {

BadgerKynnIntoAgreeingToScript(oMu, oKynn);
}

}

}

void WorkOnAnotherServer(object oMu, object oKynn, object oWarInAvalon, object oAdmin) {

int ThingsAreHorriblyImbalanced = 1;
while(ThingsAreHorriblyImbalanced == 1) {

FixConversations(oMu, oWarInAvalon);
FixLoot(oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
FixMonstersWhichAreBuffedByHavingTonsOf+5ProtectionGearUntilTheyHaveAC55(oMu, oWarInAvalon);
}

CreateAllKindsOfAdvancedScriptFunctions(oKynn, oWarInAvalon);

string sClass = (GetClassPlayedBy(oKynn));
NerfClassBecauseKynnIsTooPowerful(sClass, oWarInAvalon);

if (GetSpokenBy(oAdmin) == "I’m getting kinda bored with WIA") {

AssumeAllOurWorkIsGoingDownTheShitterSoon(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
TakeABreak(oMu, oKynn);
CatchUpOnRealWork(oMu, oKynn);
}

DelayCommand(ComeBackToServer(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon, 3(Days));

int StupidDesignDecisions = (Random(100) + 1);
if(StupidDesignDecisions > 0) {

RantAt(oKynn, oAdmin);
MisAssignBlame(oAdmin, oKynn);
DontComeBack(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
}

DelayCommand(Communication, oAdmin, oKynn, 1(weeks));

SpeakString(oAdmin, "Your work was really good");
SpeakString(oKynn, "Of course it was");
int PossibleReasonsToComeBack = (Random(4) +1);
switch (PossibleReasonsToComeBack) {

case 1: break;
case 2: break;
case 3: break;
case 4: break;
}

}

void WriteOurOwnGoddamnServerModule(object oMu, object oKynn) {

int PossibleGoodNames = Random(5);
if (PossibleGoodNames == 0) {

string sModuleName = "Three Towns";
AcceptRidicule(oMu, oKynn, GetRidiculer(oBean));
}

DrawCheesyMap(oMu);
ComeUpWithTiredOldBackstory(oMu);
string sIsTiredOldBackstoryStillBetterThanTheCrapPeopleAcceptAsFantasyGameBackground = "SADBUTTRUE";
ComeUpWithABunchOfThingsNWNWasNeverMeantToDo(oMu);
ReassureThatItsPerfectlyFeasibile(oKynn, oMu);
SetLocalInt(oKynn, "RegretThoseAssurances", 1);
}  

void FigureOutHowToSavePersistentData(object oMu, object oKynn) {

ComeUpWithAGoodIdea(oMu);
GetItWorkingInLessThanADay(oKynn);
ScrewThingsUpWithABuggyAssPatchThatDestroysTheIdeaButHelpsYouPlayTeamFortress(oBioware);

ConcieveOfWayToMakeItWork(oMu);
int Days = 0;
while (Days < 7) {

BangHeadAgainstDesk(oMu, oKynn);
DiscoverHowNWNScriptIsLikeARetardedMonkeyVersionOfC(oMu, oKynn);
FindNewBugs(oMu, oKynn);
Curse(oMu, oKynn, oBioware);
Days++
}

TrashOriginalIdeaOutOfPainAndHatred(oMu, oKynn);
WriteANewSystem(oKynn) ;
FrothAt(oMu, GetMouth(oMu));
}

void HowCanWePossiblyPayForThis(object oMu, object oKynn) {

int iEstimatedServerCost = (GetLowBudgetEstimate(oMu));
if (IsListenedTo(oBean) == TRUE) {

iEstimatedServerCost = (iEstimatedServerCost + (Random(1000)));
}

BegOffPayingBackAPersonalLoan(oMu, GetSugarDaddy(oMaxLongstreet));
if (AmountStillNeeded > 2) {

BitchAndMoan(oMu, oKynn);
}

}

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