#include "annoying_stuff"
void BuyNeverwinterNights(object oMu) {
if ((GetAnnouncement(), "NWNIsReleased") == TRUE) {
DriveToLocation(oMu, "BestBuy")’
float Cash = (GetMoney(oMu));
if (Cash >= 59.99) {
BuyTheGame(oMu, 1);
}
BuyUnrelatedHintBook(GetWife(oMu));
}
}
void SuckerKynnIntoScripting(object oMu, object oKynn) {
if (KynnIsBored == 1 && KynnIsGullible == 1) {
SuckerKynnIntoBuyingItToo(oMu, oKynn, 1);
HookKynnWithPvP(oMu, oKynn);
while(GetLocalInt(oKynn, "KynnIsUnderMusControl") == 0) {
BadgerKynnIntoAgreeingToScript(oMu, oKynn);
}
}
}
void WorkOnAnotherServer(object oMu, object oKynn, object oWarInAvalon, object oAdmin) {
int ThingsAreHorriblyImbalanced = 1;
while(ThingsAreHorriblyImbalanced == 1) {
FixConversations(oMu, oWarInAvalon);
FixLoot(oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
FixMonstersWhichAreBuffedByHavingTonsOf+5ProtectionGearUntilTheyHaveAC55(oMu, oWarInAvalon);
}
CreateAllKindsOfAdvancedScriptFunctions(oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
string sClass = (GetClassPlayedBy(oKynn));
NerfClassBecauseKynnIsTooPowerful(sClass, oWarInAvalon);
if (GetSpokenBy(oAdmin) == "I’m getting kinda bored with WIA") {
AssumeAllOurWorkIsGoingDownTheShitterSoon(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
TakeABreak(oMu, oKynn);
CatchUpOnRealWork(oMu, oKynn);
}
DelayCommand(ComeBackToServer(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon, 3(Days));
int StupidDesignDecisions = (Random(100) + 1);
if(StupidDesignDecisions > 0) {
RantAt(oKynn, oAdmin);
MisAssignBlame(oAdmin, oKynn);
DontComeBack(oMu, oKynn, oWarInAvalon);
}
DelayCommand(Communication, oAdmin, oKynn, 1(weeks));
SpeakString(oAdmin, "Your work was really good");
SpeakString(oKynn, "Of course it was");
int PossibleReasonsToComeBack = (Random(4) +1);
switch (PossibleReasonsToComeBack) {
case 1: break;
case 2: break;
case 3: break;
case 4: break;
}
}
void WriteOurOwnGoddamnServerModule(object oMu, object oKynn) {
int PossibleGoodNames = Random(5);
if (PossibleGoodNames == 0) {
string sModuleName = "Three Towns";
AcceptRidicule(oMu, oKynn, GetRidiculer(oBean));
}
DrawCheesyMap(oMu);
ComeUpWithTiredOldBackstory(oMu);
string sIsTiredOldBackstoryStillBetterThanTheCrapPeopleAcceptAsFantasyGameBackground = "SADBUTTRUE";
ComeUpWithABunchOfThingsNWNWasNeverMeantToDo(oMu);
ReassureThatItsPerfectlyFeasibile(oKynn, oMu);
SetLocalInt(oKynn, "RegretThoseAssurances", 1);
}
void FigureOutHowToSavePersistentData(object oMu, object oKynn) {
ComeUpWithAGoodIdea(oMu);
GetItWorkingInLessThanADay(oKynn);
ScrewThingsUpWithABuggyAssPatchThatDestroysTheIdeaButHelpsYouPlayTeamFortress(oBioware);
ConcieveOfWayToMakeItWork(oMu);
int Days = 0;
while (Days < 7) {
BangHeadAgainstDesk(oMu, oKynn);
DiscoverHowNWNScriptIsLikeARetardedMonkeyVersionOfC(oMu, oKynn);
FindNewBugs(oMu, oKynn);
Curse(oMu, oKynn, oBioware);
Days++
}
TrashOriginalIdeaOutOfPainAndHatred(oMu, oKynn);
WriteANewSystem(oKynn) ;
FrothAt(oMu, GetMouth(oMu));
}
void HowCanWePossiblyPayForThis(object oMu, object oKynn) {
int iEstimatedServerCost = (GetLowBudgetEstimate(oMu));
if (IsListenedTo(oBean) == TRUE) {
iEstimatedServerCost = (iEstimatedServerCost + (Random(1000)));
}
BegOffPayingBackAPersonalLoan(oMu, GetSugarDaddy(oMaxLongstreet));
if (AmountStillNeeded > 2) {
BitchAndMoan(oMu, oKynn);
}
}
