Moron Attack!

Introduction | Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five

It's not so much of a deathmatch as it is a merciful euthanization of a so-called webmaster, forum spammer, gender bender, and all-around typical internet citizen when a whiny post by "H." appears in the middle of the Mu forum warzone!

The Players
Henry the Insane/H./CandyFloss Pink.  A disgruntled kid from Singapore who sought fame and acceptance and hot gay sex through the internet, when all he found was torture and cruelty at the hands of the Freak Squad.
Lum the Mad, ranter extraordinaire and master of a website which H. blatantly ripped off.  H. also sent disturbing love letters to Lum, in which he described dreams involving Lum and Bill Gates.  Lum plays little part in this drama, except that the fact that H. ripped off his site design is cause for much flaming.
Ra, comic artist and webmaster of AMT Comics.  Ra made the mistake of including a statement on his forum about staying on the topic of fantasy art and cartooning, which gave him an image of being the elite art spot for UO players, but reduced his forum hits... until "CandyFloss Pink" arrived.  Enjoying the increased traffic, Ra let him/her post tons of drivel, but at what cost?
Shayla Shayla of Atlantic.  When not posting on the Joy of Villainy about how to loot houses and be a k3wl thief, she proselytizes on forums with messages of blind faith in Jesus Christ.  While most boards simply ignored her, the Mu forum provided her with a number of interesting and cogent arguments, all of which she ignored, earning her much-deserved ridicule.  The harrowing tale of her journey from ignorance into more blatant ignorance has been archived here.
Musashi, whose inane home page about nothing somehow garnered the attention of a number of psychotic geniuses bent on eliminating all stupid people from the gene pool.  Or eat bacon tacos.  Or something.
The freak squad.  Old time veterans like Mourne, Shadwolf, J., and others.  New warriors like Beau, Human123, MadMonk, and more.  Others like Max Longstreet, Dethbot, etc. were there in spirit, crippled in the Mushroom War and unable to fight.  Losers.  No image on earth can convey the fear inspired by this loose team of covert flame masters, so here's a picture of Sonny Chiba's ass instead.

Part One