Colonel Mu's Heavy Gear Gallery of Stupidity
Page Three

Poor old President Gearstomper, in a crippled Mammoth... the way they usually wind up.

The way I usually wind up, drunk, passed out, with a freaking strider beating on me.  Those little flying donuts are =DC= Bean's railgun... he couldn't resist shooting off President Gearstomper's left arm MBZK and interfering with my photo shoot.

That's me in the ridiculous unguided Hunter XMG, pretending to exert authority over mammoth pilots =DC= Beorning, =DC= Jackal and =DC= DJ (I think... maybe it was =DC= Cat's Meow... as long as it wasn't that friggin Gearstomper again).  Notice the HRP48 on my gear... I was a big proponent of this weapon after I got a few lucky kills at short range while circling, and put it on every unguided gear I could.  After this game I stopped doing that, realizing that I couldn't even peg a porky mammoth at medium speeds.

Just a nice pic of =DC= Beorning in southie disguise illustrating the size discrepancies between an anti-gear missile and a medium bazooka shell.  What were these rendering artists thinking?