Things had been quiet on the forum for a long time.  Many long-standing Freak Squad members were out plying their trades on the WTFMan board, the Lum board, on their own pages, and even (gasp) in real life!  Like a unified force they cried out:  "We live to fight!  The battle is our life!  Let our fury descend on the enemy, as it did in the days of the Mushroom War, leaving naught but a barren, scorched landscape behind, inhabited only by those too stupid to realize they had been defeated!"  Yet Musashi was silent.  A brief opportunity in the form of "Bones" appeared on the forum, but almost instantly was judged too horrible a threat to tolerate, and so quick and decisive black bag action rendered him impotent (figuratively as well as literally), leaving legions of frustrated Freaks, armed to the teeth with no one to kill.

Then, like a gift from the War God, it came.  The forces of Game of the Moment, prone to blind worship of their self-styled emperor Mark "Fewlio" Boyko, attacked the lands of the Mu forum with the same sort of reckless, regardless, and clueless abandon that lost them their last battle with the UIX Horizons board.  A call to arms was sounded, and Lum the Mad was alerted by a misguided attempt by one of GotM's few followers to recruit there, unaware that the Lum Cultists would no more stand for an incursion of GotM mongoloids than they would the continued existence of the Mushroom.

Why, then, is the title here "not so great?" Because "team GotM" never had a chance.  They had no ability to argue, only slight ability to try and formulate insults, and no idea what they were fighting for... or who they were up against.  Let this testament stand as a warning to future generations of bad website fans... stay at home.  The world is a dangerous place.  Especially if you open your fat idiot mouth.