Jesse "Nei" Kurlancheek
n00b Developer
Turbine Games
To protect the world from endless lagging
To include all people within our ragging
To denounce the evils of rants and flames
To extend our reach to bitch-slap the lame
Jesse
Jason
Team Turbine 
Blasting off at the speed of light
Surrender your first ten bucks tonight

Jason Booth
Lead Technical Artist
Turbine Games

Meowth... u suk!!!11

This Chat Sucks

Unedited Introductions Suck | The Office Sucks | Users Suck
eBay Sucks | Music School Sucks | PvP Sucks | Engine Development Sucks
IRC Sucks | The Next Big Thing Sucks | Kynn Sucks
Getting Devs to Be Mean to Anyone But Kynn Sucks
Trying to Stay Sane After Hours of IRC Sucks

Unedited Introductions Suck

Session Start: Mon Apr 24 18:04:37 2000
*** Now talking in #lewt
#lewt created on Mon Apr 24 19:00:15
*** Mu_ILoveTheRealm is now known as Mu
*** Mu is now known as Mu-AFK
*** nei|notathome (Nei@exodus.turbinegames.com) has joined #lewt
* nei|notathome pokes mu
*** Pkiller (jason@exodus.turbinegames.com) has joined #lewt
<Pkiller> phatty..
<nei|notathome> damn, a pk!!
<Pkiller> twack..
<nei|notathome> bitchass, i have my matty robe on, don't step
<nei|notathome> shoot me with a spell or somethin
<Pkiller> yeah, well I got my nexus armor on with impen6, thhhhhwwwwack...
<nei|notathome> bampf!
<Pkiller> I'm l33t, don't mess with me!
<nei|notathome> mu mu mu
<Pkiller> *kojack matlock*
<nei|notathome> mu mu mu where are u
<nei|notathome> want 2 chat
<Pkiller> he's got somewhere to go now..
<nei|notathome> no chat 4 u
<Pkiller> he's playing EQ..
<nei|notathome> and he wants to talk to us?
<Pkiller> camping for jboots..
<nei|notathome> haha
<Mu-AFK> la la la
<Mu-AFK> i suk
*** Mu-AFK is now known as Mu
<Pkiller> get you jboots, camper?
<Mu> ill just buy them on eBay :P
<Mu> camping = the key to an enjoyable gaming experience
<Pkiller> l33+
<nei|notathome> so kynn says you're gonna be mean to jason, so i tagged along
*** nei|notathome is now known as nei
<Mu> Kynn eh
<Mu> That fewl now regrets selling his account and is a level 12 on leafcull, bemoaning his lost glory :P
*** Pkiller is now known as assbuster
<Mu> He also accidentally formatted the drive that held his site files la la la
*** Mu sets mode: +o assbuster
*** Mu sets mode: +o nei
<nei> ssh, that's a secret
<assbuster> OH yeah, I'm +o - feel the power!
<Mu> What that he's a fewl?  :P
<assbuster> I'm l33t now!
<nei> assbuster?
<Mu> This is so you can do mean things to people who come in here and spam porn since I suck at IRC commands
*** assbuster is now known as neibuster
<nei> i'm am an irc masta
<nei> i rule with an iron fist in #a-c
<Mu> This is what you do all day... hang out in IRC and use +o commands?  :P
<nei> yes, quite.
<Mu> Most excellent
<nei> nerfing people can only hype my ego so much
<neibuster> he likes to rub his tounge around the edge of the o..
<nei> nummy!
<Mu> RIM Unknown command
<Mu> damn I can't do it
<nei> this irc server is lame.
<neibuster> no /rim command?
<Mu> Negative, maybe I have a lousy client
<Mu> You know with 2 devs in here I can be even lazier... just post a meaningless question and go play some StarCraft while you both answer and then flame each other
<nei> i'm sweetness and light, it says so on my hand.
<Mu> Your hand just sweet talk you for all the action you give it :P
<neibuster> or we could just gang up on your in starcraft and steal your ph/\+ |3w+
<nei> i suck at SC
<Mu> My templars all have 300 war and WoBF's on all 9 hotkeys
<Mu> The ultimate in tactical play
<nei> that all you got?
<Mu> Yeah well, you know you wind up getting more black rocks camping the crater than you do white gems actually fighting stuff
<nei> i camp the tuskers and kill the virindi as an incidental
<Mu> Where, the wailing wall?  :P
* Mu leads a tusker around the corner
<nei> nah, down deep, past the door
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